One Useless Rebirth

Chapter 115: Elementary Japanese (2)

Translator: Sissy That Walk

Di Qiuhe walked a few steps away from Wang Boyi and talked through the phone in a reluctant and clinging voice. Yet he heard something unspeakable and got struck for a few seconds. He asked in a suddenly lowered voice, “What was that sound? What are you doing, little Bai?”

Sweet moans of that AV girl on the left ear and gentle low voice of Di Qiuhe on the right. He Bai thought that was definitely something exciting to experience.

“I’m watching porn.” He replied calmly and being very straightforward, “Girls with big boobs, totally naked.”

Di Qiuhe was shocked and stood astonished.

“You wanna watch? I can ask Junjie to send it to you.” He Bai showed his generosity and became surer that he preferred Di Qiuhe’s voice than the girl’s a lot more.

“No, thanks.” Di Qiuhe said frigidly and hung up the phone with a shudder in his hands. Looking at the ever bright floor in the airport, Qiuhe felt that his brain was totally blank. He pressed his lips tightly together and his eyes went dim and dark. It felt as if something crazy inside of him was about to burst out.

That was what he had not wanted to think and face, that if puppy was a super straight guy.

The phone started to ring and it was He Bai who called back.

His mind suddenly came back from hell and answered the phone after quite a few seconds. Yet he put the phone close to himself but didn’t speak a word.

“Are you being shy now? It was just a joke. That girl was not even cute and she is no compatible with you. Just boring.” He Bai’s voice came through the phone call, steady as if he wasn’t watching that porn, and he sounded quite as usual, “It went viral over the internet now. Please watch it and don’t let someone else slander you. Don’t make any scandals and just focus on your shooting. I’ll visit you when I have time.”

Niu Junjie’s shout was coming through the phone, “Bai! Are you even a man? Don’t you even feel anything from porn? Yawn? Oh and LaoEr! Are you serious? Reading the textbook when the girl was moaning so loud?”

“Ugh, hang on, Qiuhe.” He Bai stopped with a cough and walked out of the dorm while covering the speaker.

Niu Junjie’s voice disappeared from the phone, but Di Qiuhe felt his words were still there, repeating again and again. He felt that his formerly-frozen heart was getting warm slowly.

Don’t feel anything but yawn...

A man of normal sexual orientation would definitely react to porn more or less, but Bai yawned out of boredom. Was it because he was not into girls? Then he was not into girls...

His heart rocketed to heaven from hell.

“Sorry for the long waiting. LaoSan was watching porn so he was a little bit excited. Don’ mind him.”

Hearing the familiar sound coming through the phone, Di Qiuhe’s heart started to beat fast. He came up with a thrilling guess in his mind that he couldn’t help think about it.

“It’s alright.” He moved his stiff fingers and asked while grabbing his phone tight, “So you...Bai...”

“Beep beep beep”

“...”

He hung up the phone and called back carefully.

“Sorry, the number you dialed is power off.”

“...” So this was...the phone was out of power and turned off automatically?

He stared at the phone angrily but he didn’t know whom he should be angry about.

He Bai put down the powered-off phone and pressed it with his eyebrows frowned. He was about to go back to the dorm for his charger and met the instructor and the tutor appeared together at the corner of the hallway. He was struck and put the phone in his pocket immediately. He knocked on the door of the opposite dorm first and said rapidly, “The instructor is here to make the rounds.” He then ran back to his form and turned off Niu Junjie’s laptop fast. After a while of chaos, the dorm checking was over.

Sending away the instructor, He Bai charged his phone and dialed Di Qiuhe’s number. He unsurprisingly got a power-off notice.

What a pity. He was trying to ask Childish Di about his preference for his future lover.

He sighed and put down his phone and then get changed ready for washing up. He then climbed up to his bunk bed with a half-charged phone and his earphones, rolling himself in the quilt.

Getting prepared from within, he opened an app and sneaked into an app then a group chat and a resource sharing group afterward. After all of those steps, he finally got a link of gay porn.

The midnight came before he knew it and the other three had already fallen asleep. He inserted his earphones into his phone and covered his face with the quilt to watch his porn.

A muscular man showed up...another muscular man showed up...and they snuggled up together...

His face turned awkward but he tried pretty hard to not turn off the video.

The two men kissed each other and they touched, kissed, rubbed each other and fell on the bed...

Just at the moment when they were down to the key point, he turned off the video out of scare.

“Holy...shit...that really is how they do it...”

He wiped off the sweat on his forehead and deleted the video immediately. He then “purified” his eyes with some pictures from the scenery album but still felt scared.

The signal must have been wrong. This was not possible.

However, his little Bai down there didn’t react to AV, and not to gay porn either...Maybe he was asexual? Or he should be a monk? After all, he had never had a reaction to any human being despite the morning erection...

He accidentally clicked on WeiBo and turned on the app. A lot of notices came up to him that his phone almost died.

He frowned and tried to turn it off, but he saw two heating news sent in.

Some KOL released that Di Bian the chairman of Huangdu might have been cheated by his second wife and his daughter was not his own and they were in the process of getting a divorce!

Shock! Stock market earthquake! Huangdu’s shared dived! Huading came as a dark horse!